Silliness

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(_) I never have been drunk (pffft...as if I'm not in college?)
(_) I never have smoked pot (once again with the college thing)
(_) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(X) I never crashed a friend's car
(X) I never have been to Japan
(_) I never ridden in a taxi
(_) I never had anal sex -
(_) I never have been in love
(_) I never had sex
(_) I never have had sex in public
(_) I never have been dumped
(_) I never shoplifted
(X) I never have been fired
(X) I never have been in a fistfight
(_) I never had a threesome
(_) I never snuck out of my parents' house
(_) I never have been tied up
(_) I never have been caught masturbating
(_) I never pissed on myself (Umm...shower)
(_) I never pissed on someone else (In a shower...long story)
(_) I never had sex with a member of the same sex
(X) I never have been arrested
(_) I never made out with a stranger
(_) I have never stolen something from my job
(X) I never celebrated New Year's in Times Square
(X) I never went on a blind date
(_) I never lied to a friend
(_) I never had a crush on a teacher
(X) I never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
(_) I never have been to Europe
(_) I never skipped school
(X) I never slept with a co-worker (Almost but no)
(X) I never cut myself on purpose
(X) I never had sex at the office (But I fantasize about it...in between the stacks..)
(X) I've never been married (Thank the gods that I didn't...)
(X) I've never been divorced
(_) I never had sex with more than one person within the same week (*laughs hysterically*)
(X) I never have posed nude
(X) I never got someone drunk just to have sex with them
(X) I never cheated on my significant other
(X) I never had sex with my boss (Have any of you seen my bosses !?!? *cringes*)
(X) I never have eaten snake meat
(X) I never jumped out of an airplane
(X) I have never been to a nudist event
(_) I never had a permanent residence outside of the state/province I was born in
(X) I never have ridden an elephant AND a camel!
(_) I have never made out with someone whose name I did not know at the time
(_) I have never had intercourse (anal or vaginal) without a condom
(X) I never have smoked weed out of a beer can (It was a beer bottle...)
(X) I never left someone at the altar
(X) I've never stalked someone
(X) I never tried to blind someone
(X) I have never stripped someone against their will and thrown them out into public
(_) I have never masturbated while someone else watched
(_) I have never had sex in a car.
(?) I have never played "Nervous" - (definition, please?!)
(_) I have never gotten anything pierced other than my ears
(_) I have never danced out in freezing rain with my stereo blaring some song
(_) I have never spent more than a week playing a video game
(_) I have never had "fun" with someone who was at least ten years older than me (*grins mischeviously*)
(_) I have never defaced a religious building
(_) I have never hated someone enough/been angry enough to possibly commit murder
(_) I have never smoked a cigar.
(X) I have never wanted to be a doctor.
(X) I have never had a speeding ticket.
(_) I have never owned a dog.
(X) I have never slept with my roommate