So I bought a new scale a few weeks ago. I've been using it for my weight watchers weigh ins. And so far, I've found it to be fairly reasonable with occasional moments of insanity. It's a German scale. Therefore, I expect it to be reliable and dependable. This morning, it consistently told me I weigh 211.6 pounds. This, ladies and gentleman, is impossible. Last Monday, I weighed 217.6 pounds. There is no way I lost six pounds in a week of eating everything I wanted and drinking as often as I liked. Granted, there was plenty of physical activity, but not enough to burn off the giant hole I dug myself into points wise. I did get one weight of 215.6 pounds and that is what I recorded on the site. We'll see if the scale continues to be insane and if so, I may need to buy a new one. But that will sadden me and disappoint my confidence in German engineering. Well, maybe that last bit is a little melodramatic.